What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 02:06

A View to a Kill
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service